Author William S. Burroughs observes:
"This is a war universe. War all the time. That is its nature. There may be other universes based on all sorts of other principles, but ours seems to be based on war and games."
Within an infinite set of universes, there must exist a particular universe in which the events in your life are being watched as a TV show.
You are hereby challenged to live the kind of life that gets high ratings.